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Wedding Planners (Bridal Consultants): Wedded To Your Wallet

Many of us women dream about our wedding day long before we even meet the man we will marry. From the time we are old enough to grab a few white sheets from the linen closet to wrap around our heads, we plan and perfect our wedding all the way down to the last petal. But when the moment finally comes years and years later, we often find that we don't have the time, the resources, or the know-how to realize our perfect vision on our own. With a huge emotional and financial investment at stake, many of us decide to place our trust - and our bank account - in the hands of a professional: the wedding planner.

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Posted by admin on 08/31 at 12:26 AM - 1 Comments

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Optometrists / Eye Doctors: Seeing Profit

No part of the human body is more frequently taken for granted than the eyes. Vision is the first sense we rely upon to interpret our surroundings, but because our eyes are so essential to even the most mundane of our activities, we often forget how important they are, and don't always think to seek the best care for them. Even though eye care is arguably the most prevalent specialty of the medical industry, somehow we often forget that, too. After all, almost everyone will have to visit an optometrist at some point in their life, something that can't be said of orthopedists or podiatrists.

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Posted by admin on 07/22 at 09:52 AM - 0 Comments

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Funeral Directors: The Morbid Truth

Many syndicates profit off of human suffering, such as therapists, pharmaceutical companies, and Haagen-Dazs. But profiting off of human death? That is the foreboding province of funeral directors. The death business is a remarkably lucrative industry, mostly because of the staggering 100% market penetration of death. Nothing may be certain except for death and taxes, but it's much easier to cheat on your taxes.

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Posted by admin on 07/05 at 02:41 PM - 1 Comments

Cosmetic Surgeons: Enhancing Your Costs

In the beginning, Adam and Eve cheerfully romped through the Garden of Eden as bare and unabashed as all the other beasts. Man and woman were content with and even grateful for whatever flesh God had given them, and the Lord saw this, and it was good. One fateful day, however, the vile Serpent who lived in the Garden—later confirmed to be Joan Rivers—tempted Adam and Eve to eat from the forbidden Tree of Vanity. They did so, and afterwards, they looked upon themselves and saw they were ugly, and they were ashamed.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Psychics: Seeing Into Your Financial Future

Psychics. To the faithful, they are divine seers gifted with clairvoyance and a medium to a world beyond. To the skeptical, they are shameless charlatans who have been preying on patsies and suckers since the days before politicians, door-to-door salesmen, and carnies even existed. With the almighty powers of mystery, suggestion, and ambiguity in their arsenal, the unbelievers say, psychics can convince anyone susceptible to such nonsense, and nothing supernatural, paranormal, or “beyond the limits of worldly understanding” is involved.

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Posted by admin on 06/29 at 05:24 PM - 0 Comments

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